hell yes lets make some ravioli
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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