More tranny stories later!
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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