yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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