Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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