There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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