Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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