good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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