we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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