That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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