Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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