My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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