sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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