Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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