whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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