CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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