you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Sorry my hands just texted you
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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