i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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