There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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