guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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