dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
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