i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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