I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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