I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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