Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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