Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
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