I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
sick fucks of a feather flock together
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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