you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
