Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
Randomize
