You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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