It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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