she looked like the bat from fern gully.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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