walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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