school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
either way he was missing a nipple.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Actions speak louder than pants.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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