we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
So squirting runs in the family.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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