I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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