He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I love having hate sex.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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