Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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