Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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