i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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