Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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