I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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