you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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