i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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