when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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