Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
smell my finger.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Randomize
