shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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