: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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