All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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