if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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