I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
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