his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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