im drinking this country out of the recession.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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