The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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