we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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