he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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